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Sure, Andre Agassi wasn’t hurting before this book deal. But, $5 Million bones is some serious cash. Random House Inc. won with the bid in both hardcover and paperback to publish Agassi’s life story. Continue reading ‘Andre Agassi Gets $5 Million for Book’
Miss America Sucks. The pageant is getting booted from Country Music Television. Yes, you read that right: CMT (a shitty cable network) has even had it’s fill of this boring event. Continue reading ‘Miss America Sucks’
“I love this Sanjaya kid, silky smooth,” Ferrell gushed. “I’d love to run my fingers through it, if that’s possible … but I may get in trouble for it.”
Bono was Knighted Thursday in Dublin. British Ambassador David Reddaway said: Continue reading ‘U2’s Bono Gets Knighted’
The title says it all folks. We thought she was looking pretty fly in recent music videos. However, it appears Kelly Clarkson put on a bit of chub according to these recent pictures from Hawaii. Continue reading ‘Kelly Clarkson Looks Huge in Hawaii’
Everyone knows the “skinny fat guy”. It’s the guy who is skinny, but has a beer gut and is in horrible condition. This is kind of like Courtney Love and her new look. She was at the beach recently and, as you can see, she has some cottage cheese action in the ass region. However, she also appears anorexic. Continue reading ‘Courtney Love Displays Disgusting Body on Beach’
Tom Cruise’s Scientology bullshit scares people worldwide. Even the grandson of the military colonel Cruise is set to play in an upcoming film is frightened.
Count Caspar Schenk von Stauffenberg, grandson of Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg, recently told The Scotsman: Continue reading ‘Tom Cruise Scares People Worldwide’
No, that’s not the real Pax Thien - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s newest son. However, there was recently a crazy plot to kidnap the rugrat according to the new issue of “Life & Style” Magazine. Continue reading ‘Brangelina Learns of Plot to Kidnap Son Pax Thien’
Jar Jar Binks, the most annoying character ever created, has been left off of the new Star Wars themed U.S. Postal Stamps. This is excellent. The stamps go on sale May 25th. Continue reading ‘Hoorah! Jar Jar Binks Left Off Stamps; Chewbacca In’
TMZ.com has obtained hilarious footage of these two rich goofballs acting up at a press conference recently to promote their “Battle of the Billionaires” at Wrestlemania XXIII this weekend. Continue reading ‘Trump Slaps the Shit Outta Vince McMahon’
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