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	<title>Sly.Net</title>
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	<description>The Ultimate Star Fu*ker!</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Does Alanis Morissette Out Do Sanjaya?</title>
		<link>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/05/does-alanis-morissette-out-do-sanjaya/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Alanis Morissette]]></category>

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Alanis Morissette covers My Humps. You&#8217;ve gotta see this.
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		<title>Graffiti Artists Do a Shitty Job on Madonna Sign</title>
		<link>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/05/graffiti-artists-do-a-shitty-job-on-madonna-sign/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Madonna]]></category>

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Graffiti Artists attempted to make Madonna &#8220;cry&#8221;. However, we think it looks like shit. Terribly done.
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		<title>The Legend of Pax Thien: Mother is Hooked on Heroin</title>
		<link>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/05/the-legend-of-pax-thien-mother-is-hooked-on-heroin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Brangelina]]></category>

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A British magazine, News of the World, tracked down Pham Thu Dung - mother of Pax Thien Jolie, Brangelina&#8217;s newly adopted son.  The chick had some interesting stuff to say. To begin with, she is hooked on Heroin:
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		<title>Rolling Stones&#8217; Keith Richards Says He Snorted Father&#8217;s Ashes</title>
		<link>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/04/rolling-stones-keith-richards-says-he-snorted-fathers-ashes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rolling Stones]]></category>

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Lets start out this story with a recent quote from Rolling Stones&#8217; Guitarist Keith Richards:
‘I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow,’ Keith Richards said of his father&#8217;s ashes.
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		<title>Paris Hilton&#8217;s Tits Are Suddenly Huge</title>
		<link>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/01/paris-hiltons-tits-are-suddenly-huge/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/01/paris-hiltons-tits-are-suddenly-huge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 21:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category>

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Is Paris Hilton pregnant? You wouldn&#8217;t be able to tell from looking at her waist. However, when you check out her tits you would think something strange is going on. They are huge!
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		<title>&#8216;Blades of Glory&#8217; #1 at Box Office</title>
		<link>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/01/blades-of-glory-1-at-box-office/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/01/blades-of-glory-1-at-box-office/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 20:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Will Ferrell]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>

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We think Will Ferrell is a funny bastard. So, it&#8217;s worth noting that his movie Blades of Glory made $33 Million this weekend and is #1 at the box office.
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		<title>The Nickelodeon Kids&#8217; Choice Awards Show is Gay</title>
		<link>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/01/the-nickelodeon-kids-choice-awards-show-is-gay/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/01/the-nickelodeon-kids-choice-awards-show-is-gay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 20:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hollywood Insanity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s all - no story. We just want to say that the Nickelodeon Kids&#8217; Choice Awards blows and we don&#8217;t understand why it exists.
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		<title>Latin Music Chain Bans Jennifer Lopez</title>
		<link>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/01/latin-music-chain-bans-jennifer-lopez/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/01/latin-music-chain-bans-jennifer-lopez/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jennifer Lopez]]></category>

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A major Latin music retail chain claims that Jennifer Lopez has forgotten her roots. They&#8217;ve banned all J. Lo CDs from their stores.
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		<title>Anna Nicole&#8217;s Killer Drugs Meant For Howard K. Stern</title>
		<link>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/01/anna-nicoles-killer-drugs-meant-for-howard-k-stern/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/01/anna-nicoles-killer-drugs-meant-for-howard-k-stern/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:23:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Anna Nicole Smith]]></category>

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None of the 11 drugs that were found in Anna Nicole Smith&#8217;s hotel room were prescribed for Anna Nicole, the Broward County Medical Examiner confirmed.  Eight were prescribed to Howard K. Stern.
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		<title>Nut-job Arrested Outside Tom Cruise&#8217;s Pad</title>
		<link>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/01/nut-job-arrested-outside-tom-cruises-pad/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sly.net/2007/04/01/nut-job-arrested-outside-tom-cruises-pad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 05:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hollywood Insanity]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Tom Cruise]]></category>

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A strange chica was arrested outside the home of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Beverly Hills recently. Emily Diane Leatherman, 32, was arrested at 3:36 p.m. on March 30th for &#8220;violation of a court order and possession of stolen property&#8221;.
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