No, that’s not the real Pax Thien - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s newest son. However, there was recently a crazy plot to kidnap the rugrat according to the new issue of “Life & Style” Magazine.
An insider close to the couple’s security team tells the publication that Pitt and Jolie’s publicists are playing down the threat, but reveals the kidnap plot was credible and meticulously planned by a deadly gang. The source says, “They’re highly skilled operatives with little regard for human life. Information came out that leaders of the gang ordered their LA members to devise a plan to kidnap Pax before demanding a ransom of $100 million - equal to the profit from a year of drug dealing - for his safe return. “Brad and Angie would have a number of days to hand over the money or risk the boy’s life.”
Well, I would say that the Tomb Raider chick could take out a gang along with the help of Tyler Durden from fight club. Then you’ve got Maddux with his mohawk and shit. That gang would’ve been toast.
We do think that the odds of one of the Pitt-Jolie children being kidnapped are increasing as the family approaches the size of a football team. Maybe they should scale that whole thing down, no?
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hehehehe… is this from conan’s if they mated segment? funny shit