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Arnold Schwarzenegger rescued a young girl in Delano, California on Thursday when she fainted as he was giving a speech. It is unknown whether she fainted because she couldn’t understand the Governator, or for some other unknown reason. Continue reading ‘The Governator Saves a Fainting Child’
R&B singer Usher is now engaged. He apparently will have to swear off his groupies. Many females have shed a tear. But we’re sure some haven’t given up hope. Continue reading ‘Usher Gets Engaged and Puts Kibosh on Groupies’
Apparently Britney Spears is going for the “safe”, “conservative” look following her head-shaving debacle and recent divorce settlement. Spears was out last night celebrating her divorce to Kevin Federfuck.. er.. Federline. Continue reading ‘Britney Spears Rocks a Granny Sweater to Divorce Celebration’
Those wacky Japanese are at it again. Some brave, Japanese musicians worked together to set the record for the world’s longest concert in Tokyo on Saturday playing for 184 hours non-stop. Continue reading ‘The Japanese are Insane; Set World Record for Longest Concert’
In the Battle of the Portly Pundits, Bill O’Reilly of the O’Reilly Factor has attacked The View’s Rosie O’Donnell for her views on the recent capture of 15 British sailors by the Iranian military. Continue reading ‘Bill O’Reilly Attacks Rosie O’Donnell in the Battle of the Portly Pundits’
All that’s missing from this equation is Jennifer Lopez.
Beyonce and Shakira have teamed up to sing a duet titled “Beautiful Liar”. The song will be featured on the re-release of Beyonce’s album B-Day. The re-release includes six new songs all performed in Spanish. Continue reading ‘Beyonce and Shakira Sing Duet; Provide Ass Attack’
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s gay, white-trash relationship is finally over. The duo settled their divorce Thursday in Century City, California. Continue reading ‘Britney Spears and K-Fed’s Divorce is Final’
Jennifer Hudson will reportedly NOT be a one hit wonder. She is slated to play Oscar winner Forest Whitaker’s daughter in “Winged Creatures”. Continue reading ‘Jennifer Hudson to Witness Brutal Murder Suicide’
Prosecutors in Los Angeles are calling for Paris Hilton’s probation to be revoked. This could lead to a jail term for Hilton. Continue reading ‘Paris Hilton May Be Headed to the Big House’
Sure, Andre Agassi wasn’t hurting before this book deal. But, $5 Million bones is some serious cash. Random House Inc. won with the bid in both hardcover and paperback to publish Agassi’s life story. Continue reading ‘Andre Agassi Gets $5 Million for Book’
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